看英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)感受英式幽默
He couldn't swim the Atlantic
An American visiting Scotland met a shepherd with a beautifulsheep dog. The American offered the owner $50 for the dog ,but the shepherdrefused. "I couldn't part with Jack," he said.
Just then, a man with an English accent walked up and made the same offer. Theshepherd agreed, pocketed money and handed over the dog.
The American was very angry. "You told me you wouldn't sell thatdog," he cried .
"No ,no" said the shepherd. "I said I couldn't part with him.England is nit that far away and Jack will be back in a couple of days . But hecouldn't swim the Atlantic".
它游不過(guò)大西洋
一個(gè)訪(fǎng)問(wèn)蘇格蘭的美國(guó)人碰到一個(gè)牧羊人帶著個(gè)漂亮的牧羊狗。美國(guó)人愿出價(jià)50美元買(mǎi)這只狗，可是牧羊人拒絕了。“我不能和杰克分離，”他說(shuō)。
就在這時(shí)，一個(gè)英格蘭口音的人走過(guò)，出相同的.價(jià)錢(qián)。牧羊人的同意了，他把錢(qián)裝起來(lái)，把狗遞過(guò)去。
美國(guó)人很生氣，“你告訴我你不愿賣(mài)這只狗的，”他大聲說(shuō)。
“不，不”牧羊人說(shuō)，“我說(shuō)過(guò)我不能與他分離。英格蘭并不太遠(yuǎn)，杰克幾天后就會(huì)回來(lái)�？墒牵尾贿^(guò)大西洋呀”。
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