英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 接著走吧

　　英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 接著走吧

　　Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb. Accordinglyhe was prepared for burial. The hearse was an old ramshacklecountry wagon. As the strange cortege moved along some old residentasked，“Who is it?” “Why，Seth Smith， who is too lazy to get anything to liveon， so we are going to bury him alive.” “I'll give him a bushel of corn，” said one.“And I will，”said another. Slowly raising his head， Seth asked：“Is the corn shelled，neighbor?” “No，you must do that yourself.” Gently replacing his head， he said：“ Drive on， boys，drive on.”

　　塞思·史密斯被公認(rèn)為鎮(zhèn)上頭號(hào)懶人。長(zhǎng)官們實(shí)在懶得再供養(yǎng)他，便決定把他送進(jìn)一個(gè)天然墳?zāi)估锶�。于是他被�?zhǔn)備著去埋葬，靈車(chē)是一輛搖搖晃晃的鄉(xiāng)下舊馬車(chē)。正當(dāng)這列奇怪的送葬隊(duì)伍在行進(jìn)時(shí)，一些老街坊問(wèn)道：“這是誰(shuí)啊?”“唉，塞思·史密斯，他懶得沒(méi)法活了，我們這就去把他活埋。”“我來(lái)給他一蒲式耳谷子吧，”一個(gè)人說(shuō)。“我也給，”另一個(gè)說(shuō)。 塞思慢慢抬起頭來(lái)問(wèn)道：“谷子脫粒了嗎，街坊?” “沒(méi)有，你得自己來(lái)。”他緩緩把頭放回原處說(shuō)：“接著走吧，孩子們，接著走吧。”

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