幽默英語笑話

時間：2020-10-22 15:08:03 英語笑話

幽默英語笑話大全

　　幽默英語笑話大全一：

幽默英語笑話大全

　　A brunette(深色的'), a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat".He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, "woof, woof". The cop says, "its only a dog".He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, "potato".

　　幽默英語笑話大全二：

　　Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. His boss was purple with rage."It's ten o'clock," screamed the boss, "you were supposed to be here at nine. What happened?""I'm sorry," explained Mr. Brown, "I fell out of ten-story window.""That took you a whole hour?"

　　幽默英語笑話大全三：

　　Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.

　　心不在焉的教授：天哪!有人偷了我的錢包!妻子：你難道沒感覺到一只手伸進你的口袋?心不在焉的教授：感覺到了，可我還以為那是我的手呢。

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