英文笑話大全爆笑

　　英文笑話大全爆笑一：

　　Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.Pa: Why not?Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.

　　英文笑話大全爆笑二：

　　At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

　　英文笑話大全爆笑三：

　　Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

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