校園英文笑話(huà)

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校園英文笑話(huà)

　　校園英文笑話(huà)一：

校園英文笑話(huà)

　　In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

　　一個(gè)人在超市里推著購(gòu)物車(chē)，一個(gè)小孩子在車(chē)?yán)锊煌５拇蟪炒蠼小Ｍ栖?chē)的男人一直溫柔地念叨著：”別激動(dòng)，阿爾伯特，別嚷出來(lái)，阿爾伯特，別叫，阿爾伯特，冷靜，阿爾伯特。"

　　A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."

　　站在他旁邊的一位女士對(duì)他說(shuō)道：“您能這樣安慰您的兒子阿爾伯特真的讓我們感到很不容易。”

　　The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

　　男人看著那位女士說(shuō)：“太太，我是阿爾伯特。

　　校園英文笑話(huà)二：

　　A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories (配件,幫兇) in the neighborhood ?" Mountaineer says:" Some people usually drive heroic car on the road .There is a abrupt turn ahead not far from here, and a clough(峽谷，深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories . You will spend no money at all."

　　一個(gè)卡車(chē)司機(jī)向一山民打聽(tīng)：“請(qǐng)問(wèn)，這附近哪兒能買(mǎi)到汽車(chē)配件?”　　山民說(shuō)：“這條路上經(jīng)常有人開(kāi)英雄車(chē)，前面不遠(yuǎn)處是個(gè)急轉(zhuǎn)彎，急轉(zhuǎn)彎的下面就是深谷，那深谷里什么樣的汽車(chē)配件都有——根本用不著花錢(qián)。”

　　校園英文笑話(huà)三：

　　At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says:" Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate (re`munerate與reward近意：酬勞，酬報(bào) ) him or her." On hearing the news ,another chap shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."

　　拍賣(mài)會(huì)上，有人的包丟了，里面裝有重要文件。物主說(shuō)：“有誰(shuí)揀到送還，我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。”話(huà)剛出口，就聽(tīng)有人喊：“我出300美元。”

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