笑話英語(yǔ)文章

　　笑話英章一：

　　A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket. “His was a sad case，”said the attendant.“Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man.” “Terrible，”said a visitor. Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast. “That's the other man，”said the attendant.

　　笑話英章二：

　　One day a boy came to his teacher and said：“Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig.” “I certainly do，”said the teacher，“and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.” Days passed，and nothing more was said about the roast pig. Finally the teacher said to the boy：“I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.” “Yes，”said the boy，“he did intend to，but the pig got well.”

　　笑話英章三：

　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.Then he started again，and said he：“Let me ask the evolutionist a question—if we had tails like a baboon，where are they?” “I'll venture an answer，” said an old lady.“We have worn them off sitting here so long.”

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