超幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　超幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話一：

　　Excited Remarks

　　Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I’m going to have one of those someday, his dad’s response always was Not as long as I’m alive.

　　One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I’m getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.

　　超幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話二：

　　A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work, and he replied, no, I am teaching History.

　　超幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話三：

　　Roses for My Wife

　　On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.

　　Are these for your wife, sir? she asked.

　　Yes, I said.

　　For her birthday? she asked.

　　No, I replied.

　　For your anniversary?

　　No, I said again.

　　As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.

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