Two roaches

　　Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines.""Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

　　兩只蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的`一只談起了它在一家新開張的餐館里的經(jīng)歷。“那時我在街對面的那家新餐館里，”它說。“那里太干凈了!廚房沒有一點污漬，地面閃著白光。任何地方都沒有垃圾。那里是如此干凈，整個地方都在發(fā)光。”“請不要在我吃東西的時候說這個好嗎?”另一只蟑螂不悅地說。

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